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Don’t drink the water

Posted by: laughmaster  /  Category: Weird news stories

First I would like to say that this article was posted by Huffpost.  But according to the snoops website, it is false.  Either way I found it pretty funny.  Part of this artical says “avoid drinking Town of Hugo water.”.  Personally I guarantee there are some people that are more hydrated right now then they ever have been in their life.

 

 

Residents of a small farming community in eastern Colorado have been warned to avoid drinking the town’s water after THC, the psychoactive agent in marijuana, was found in one of its feeder wells, authorities said on Thursday.

A public works employee in Hugo, a town of about 800 people 90 miles southeast of Denver, detected the chemical and health officials believe it is “marijuana THC-related,” the Lincoln County Sheriff’s Office said in a Facebook posting.

“At this time, investigators are assessing the situation with state and federal authorities,” the sheriff’s office said. “Bathroom usage is still safe, but until more information is known to us, out of an abundance of caution, avoid drinking Town of Hugo water.”

Susan Kelly, the county’s public health director, said there were no reports of anyone falling ill or otherwise being affected by the tainted water.

Colorado allows both medical and recreational marijuana use. But it was unclear how THC got into the water, as there are no legal marijuana cultivation sites or dispensaries in the area, according to the Colorado Department of Revenue, which regulates the state’s cannabis industry.

Captain Michael Yowell of the sheriff’s office said there was evidence that the well was tampered with, and that the FBI and Colorado Bureau of Investigation have joined the probe.

The initial screening was done with a “field testing kit,” Yowell told reporters, and the state health department would conduct more through testing. The level of contamination detected was not specified.

The Lincoln County health department said in an alert that residents should avoid drinking, cooking or bathing with the town’s water for at least 48 hours.

“The contaminated well has been identified and shut down and the lines are being flushed,” the alert said. “Fresh water will be coming into town for the public as soon as possible.”

Peter Perrone, a chemist and owner of the state-licensed cannabis testing facility, Gobi Analytical in suburban Denver, said he was skeptical of the reports.

“It’s virtually impossible to find THC in water in concentrated levels because cannabinoids are not water soluble,” Perrone told Reuters in a telephone interview.

Yowell said he understands that some are questioning how THC could be found in the water, but that does not explain why the tests came up positive for the chemical.

“I wouldn’t be doing my job for the community if we just wrote this off,” he said.

Source-http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/thc-hugo-colorado-water_us_5792172de4b0bdddc4d40acc?section=crime

Smeagol hates Halloween

Posted by: laughmaster  /  Category: Youtube videos

Oh no  no no no no no!

Steve Kardynal

Posted by: laughmaster  /  Category: Youtube videos

If you have not checked out Steve Kardynal before than I really think you should.  Just thought I would give you something else to take up your time.  Here is one of my favorites.

 

British Airways Flight Reportedly Forced To Land Because Of ‘Smelly Poo’

Posted by: laughmaster  /  Category: Weird news stories

It’s said that he who smelt it dealt it, but in this case everyone smelt it — and it was so bad an airplane was forced to make an emergency landing.

A British Airways flight that was traveling to Dubai on Thursday night instead returned to England when a “smelly poo” in the toilet made continuing to the final destination untenable, according to the Mirror.

The cause of the unplanned landing was revealed by British politician Abhishek Sachdev, the Hertsmere councilor who represents Potters Bar Parkfield in England.

The decision to turn back came just 30 minutes into the 7-hour flight, the Telegraph reports.

“We’re very sorry for the discomfort to our customers,” British Airways said in a statement to The Huffington Post. “​We provided them with hotel accommodation and rescheduled the flight to depart the next day.”

The Airline declined to give further details on the incident and the “poo” culprit remains unknown.

 

Source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/16/british-airways-flight-smelly-poo_n_6878676.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000022

Man Arrested After Calling 911 To Report Wife Stole His Cocaine

Posted by: laughmaster  /  Category: Weird news stories

ALLIANCE, Ohio (AP) — Police say a northeast Ohio man called 911 to report that his wife stole his cocaine and was then arrested himself.

The Review newspaper in Alliance reports officers responding to the Wednesday night call discovered the man had a marijuana pipe and was wanted on a warrant for failing to pay hundreds of dollars in costs in an earlier court case.

The man, 39-year-old Robert D. Collins of Alliance, was charged with two misdemeanor counts alleging improper use of the 911 system and possession of drug paraphernalia. Alliance Municipal Court records online didn’t list an attorney for him Friday.

The Repository in nearby Canton reports Collins’ jail records didn’t indicate whether police located the reportedly stolen cocaine or his wife.

Source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/03/06/robert-d-collins-arrested-cocaine_n_6815640.html?ncid=fcbklnkushpmg00000021

B.L.O.B 3/5/15

Posted by: laughmaster  /  Category: Uncategorized

B.L.O.B. (Big Load Of Babble) 3/5/15

Well here I am again.  Not going to post much right now.  Just wanted to say that again I am looking into try to actually develop this site.  I know I saw this like every couple of months and the same old stuff happens where I barely update or post.  Well here is to hopping things are different this time.  But in the meantime here are a couple of new pictures for your giggles.

Car covered in realtree camo.

My 10 year old son loves camo and I could so easily see him driving something like this one day.

Magazine cover missing coma's in the text.

Coma’s can save lives.

Image of a croc footware in the water with the text  "Crikey, look at the size of that crock.

Funny how at one time it seemed liking everyone had a pair of these and people would say stuff like “you don’t have a pair ?” Now they say “You still have a pair?”

I never thought I'd be the type of person who would get up early in the morning to exercise.  I was right.

I really need to get out and walk or something, maybe once it is warmer. But I have never ever been a runner.

 

Bow of animal bones and the bones of a human hand, apparently found at a garage sale.

I guess this was seen at a garage sale. I see a few animal heads and stuff. I could see interest in this as decoration or scince for kids or something. But what got me was when I saw the human hand in the lower right corner of the box.

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I do not think they thought this though enough in the design department. You have to take into account the sick minded people out there….like me.

 

 

 

B.L.O.B. 9/25/14

Posted by: laughmaster  /  Category: Uncategorized

Hello all.  Not much to talk about today but thought i should add some pics.  I have thousands on my computer just waiting to be shared.  I am a bit of a picture horder I suppose.  But at least in this case I do not have like hundreds of boxes laying around my house or something, it is a neat tidy horde or stuff.

Image of a cow laying on the hood of a car.

The snow is going to be flying soon. Remember to check your car for animals seeking warmth.

Febreze logo with the caption "Give your house that freshly laundered garbage smell."

Whenever I use the air freshener can in the bathroom I always joke that is smells like a bear just pooed in a flowerbed.

Halmark

Image of a angry cat with the caption "What do you mean we are out of coffee?"

I try to make sure this never happens.

A bag of what kind of looks like pork rinds that is from another county and it says "Only puke" as a name.

Uhhh….no thank you.

Trippycat

A cat that looks sort of like a zombie and it is say "Brains......or tuna...tuna would be fine.

The walking dead ….cats edition?

Hello

Posted by: laughmaster  /  Category: Uncategorized

Wow as always I feel so bad for not posting. I have so many pictures to add(like thousands more). This site is always on my mind and I really need figure how to set aside the time to work on the site.  So just a note to say I am still wanting to work on this site and have not given up.  Hope to write more soon.

Just a test

Posted by: laughmaster  /  Category: Uncategorized

Hello all.  Just posting a test post from my phone.

image

Might as well include a funny gif.  Here is what happens when you poke 3 holes in just the right place on a packet of KFC ketchup.

Top ten rules of bacon

Posted by: laughmaster  /  Category: Uncategorized

Here is the top ten rules of bacon. I edited #10 slightly to make it more family friendly.

1. There shall always be bacon in the house. Always.

2. There isn’t a food that doesn’t go on well with bacon. Not even ice cream.

3. There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who love bacon and those who do not.

4. Bacon is so tasty even pigs will eat it.

5. There is no wrong way to cook, boil or fry bacon.

6. Most of the world’s problems can be solved with more bacon. Fact.

7. Meals without bacon are simply not meals.

8. You shall consume bacon every day of the week.

9. Bacon makes everything taste better. Just add bacon.

10. Bacon will win you the girl.

I would also like to share with you proof that cats are actually a liquid and not a solid. Oh and don’t worry, this is family and work safe.

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