Top ten rules of bacon

Posted by: laughmaster  /  Category: Uncategorized

Here is the top ten rules of bacon. I edited #10 slightly to make it more family friendly.

1. There shall always be bacon in the house. Always.

2. There isn’t a food that doesn’t go on well with bacon. Not even ice cream.

3. There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who love bacon and those who do not.

4. Bacon is so tasty even pigs will eat it.

5. There is no wrong way to cook, boil or fry bacon.

6. Most of the world’s problems can be solved with more bacon. Fact.

7. Meals without bacon are simply not meals.

8. You shall consume bacon every day of the week.

9. Bacon makes everything taste better. Just add bacon.

10. Bacon will win you the girl.

I would also like to share with you proof that cats are actually a liquid and not a solid. Oh and don’t worry, this is family and work safe.

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