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B.L.O.B 3/5/15

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B.L.O.B. (Big Load Of Babble) 3/5/15

Well here I am again.  Not going to post much right now.  Just wanted to say that again I am looking into try to actually develop this site.  I know I saw this like every couple of months and the same old stuff happens where I barely update or post.  Well here is to hopping things are different this time.  But in the meantime here are a couple of new pictures for your giggles.

Car covered in realtree camo.

My 10 year old son loves camo and I could so easily see him driving something like this one day.

Magazine cover missing coma's in the text.

Coma’s can save lives.

Image of a croc footware in the water with the text  "Crikey, look at the size of that crock.

Funny how at one time it seemed liking everyone had a pair of these and people would say stuff like “you don’t have a pair ?” Now they say “You still have a pair?”

I never thought I'd be the type of person who would get up early in the morning to exercise.  I was right.

I really need to get out and walk or something, maybe once it is warmer. But I have never ever been a runner.

 

Bow of animal bones and the bones of a human hand, apparently found at a garage sale.

I guess this was seen at a garage sale. I see a few animal heads and stuff. I could see interest in this as decoration or scince for kids or something. But what got me was when I saw the human hand in the lower right corner of the box.

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I do not think they thought this though enough in the design department. You have to take into account the sick minded people out there….like me.

 

 

 

B.L.O.B. 9/25/14

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Hello all.  Not much to talk about today but thought i should add some pics.  I have thousands on my computer just waiting to be shared.  I am a bit of a picture horder I suppose.  But at least in this case I do not have like hundreds of boxes laying around my house or something, it is a neat tidy horde or stuff.

Image of a cow laying on the hood of a car.

The snow is going to be flying soon. Remember to check your car for animals seeking warmth.

Febreze logo with the caption "Give your house that freshly laundered garbage smell."

Whenever I use the air freshener can in the bathroom I always joke that is smells like a bear just pooed in a flowerbed.

Halmark

Image of a angry cat with the caption "What do you mean we are out of coffee?"

I try to make sure this never happens.

A bag of what kind of looks like pork rinds that is from another county and it says "Only puke" as a name.

Uhhh….no thank you.

Trippycat

A cat that looks sort of like a zombie and it is say "Brains......or tuna...tuna would be fine.

The walking dead ….cats edition?

Hello

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Wow as always I feel so bad for not posting. I have so many pictures to add(like thousands more). This site is always on my mind and I really need figure how to set aside the time to work on the site.  So just a note to say I am still wanting to work on this site and have not given up.  Hope to write more soon.

Just a test

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Hello all.  Just posting a test post from my phone.

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Might as well include a funny gif.  Here is what happens when you poke 3 holes in just the right place on a packet of KFC ketchup.

Top ten rules of bacon

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Here is the top ten rules of bacon. I edited #10 slightly to make it more family friendly.

1. There shall always be bacon in the house. Always.

2. There isn’t a food that doesn’t go on well with bacon. Not even ice cream.

3. There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who love bacon and those who do not.

4. Bacon is so tasty even pigs will eat it.

5. There is no wrong way to cook, boil or fry bacon.

6. Most of the world’s problems can be solved with more bacon. Fact.

7. Meals without bacon are simply not meals.

8. You shall consume bacon every day of the week.

9. Bacon makes everything taste better. Just add bacon.

10. Bacon will win you the girl.

I would also like to share with you proof that cats are actually a liquid and not a solid. Oh and don’t worry, this is family and work safe.

Too funny!

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Sorry

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I knew I was behind on posting the Blobs but I had no idea I had not made in in nearly a month.  Life has just been very hectic and I have been quite busy dealing with things.  However, I read a story on-line today and thought I should do my part to spread this touching story.

 

A Homeless Man’s Funeral

As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery in the Kentucky back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost and, being a typical male, I didn’t stop for directions.

I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch. I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn’t know what else to do, so I started to play.

The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family or friends. I played like I’ve never played before for this homeless man.

And as I played ‘Amazing Grace,’ the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together.

When I finished I packed up my bagpipes and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full. As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, “I never seen nothin’ like that before and I’ve been putting in septic tanks for twenty years.”

Apparently I’m still lost. It’s a man thing.

Roanoke County man shot grandfather in face, then slept nude with murder gun, detective testifies

Posted by: laughmaster  /  Category: Uncategorized, Weird news stories

Roanoke County man shot grandfather in face, then slept nude with murder gun, detective testifies

A 25-year-old Roanoke County man confessed he fatally shot his grandfather in the face with a 9mm pistol, then went to sleep naked with the murder weapon, a police detective said today.

Truck stop preacher James E. Kirby III, 53, was found in a pool of blood, halfway out the back door of his home in the 5500 block of Franklin Road, Detective Adam Thompson testified today at a preliminary hearing for Benjamin Charles Hartman. A spent 9mm Winchester casing was on a nearby plastic patio chair.

Hartman, arrested hours after the Nov. 16 killing, will mount an insanity defense, said defense attorney Bill Cleaveland. Kirby was the former husband of Hartman’s grandmother.

General District Judge Vincent Lilley certified the first-degree murder charge against Hartman for a county grand jury, which will consider whether Kirby should stand trial. The grand jury next meets in February.

Hartman told investigators after he was arrested that he had been planning to shoot Kirby before the killing. He said he drove to Kirby’s house, knocked on the back door, drew a semi-automatic pistol from his waistband and shot Kirby in the face, Detective Thompson said. Police found Hartman sleeping naked with the gun, the detective said.

Thompson didn’t say whether words were exchanged before the shooting. There was no testimony about a motive.

Kirby had been sick for years with a lung disease and his condition had worsened in the months before his death,  his friend, Johnnie Tickle, said in an interview last week.

Tickle and Kirby rode motorcycles and got together every Friday night for Bible study.

“He’d been a bad-boy biker, but he cleaned himself up and went to the Lord,” Tickle said.

Kirby was well-known at truck stops in Troutville, where he preached and handed out Bibles.

Hartman had worked at Lionberger Construction as a carpenter’s assistant for about two months, company President Sam Lionberger said. He graduated from William Byrd High School in 2003.

A high school friend, Cory Pete, said Hartman’s mental condition had deteriorated since graduation.

“He would say things that didn’t make sense to anybody,” Pete said.

Cleaveland said Hartman suffered from a form of schizophrenia. The lawyer said Hartman had been declared mentally competent to stand trial.

Source: http://www.roanoke.com/news/breaking/wb/273392

Laughmaster note: I do not know about you but I have to admit this is the first time I have ever heard of a “truck stop preacher”.

Hello there

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Men at work sign

Hello and welcome to http://www.laughsonthenet.com. I apologize but this site it not live yet. Our plans for this site is to try to make it one of the best all inclusive humor based sites on the net. This is going to include but not limited to thousands of funny and odd images, written jokes and videos. The expected launch date for the site is February 1st 2011.

This time is being used to be able to edit and sort through over 50,000 pictures as well as collect jokes and videos. If you would like to submit to the site then please send an e-mail to laughmaster@laughsonthenet.com or leave a comment below.

Thank you and we hope to be able to make you laugh very soon.

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